Edith MART pt. 2

Welcome! You have won the lottery!!! You won 3 million dollars CASH and are ready to have some fun. What do you do first??? Save your money and survive the game You have 3 million dollars currently. [[Go on a huge shopping spree then buy a first class ticket to Jamaica- plane takes off in 2 hours!!! | option 1]] [[Go buy a brand new fancy car to drive! | option 2]]

Your funds now stand at 2.95 million dollars. You spent a LOT of money shopping! You make it to your first class seat just in time for takeoff. What are you doing on the flight?? [[Take a power nap, gotta be rested up for Jamaica!!!! | option 3]] [[GETTING PLASTERED ON THE PLANE and making friends with seat mates! | option 4]]

You make it to the dealership and are seeing some nice options. The dealership guy offers you two options before you guys take a look at cars, and you ARE feeling pretty hungry. Which do you take.. they are all unlimited!!! [[Hot dogs and tito's | option 22]] [[Margaritas and tacos | option 22]] [[Water and burgers | option 23]]

You wake up and BAM you're in Jamaica. You make it to your all-inclusive resort feeling refreshed from your nap. What do you do first?? [[Hit the casino lfggggg | option 7]] [[Go to your presidential suite and get settled before getting dinner | option 8]]

Bro... you got way too plastered and someone stole a FAT amount of your cash when you were taking shots with a flight attendand... awkward. Nice going there. Your funds now stand at 1.5 million dollars. Anyway, you make it to Jamaica but you pass tf out on the bus to the all inclusive bc you were so drunk. You wake up when you get to the all inclusive... what do you do first?? [[Sleep off the hangover for a little in a hammock | option 5]] [[Go to the CASINOOOOO | option 7]]

You wake up HOURS later, extremely delirious. But feeling great!! What do you do now? [[Go check into your PRESIDENTIAL SUITE! | option 8]] [[Just walk around and explore i guess? | option 21]]

Alright. How many drinks are you ordering at the casino tho [[Uh, unlimited? Tf? | option 9]] [[Let's be chill and just go with like 4 or 5 to start the night | option 10]]

You walk into your room and OMG!!!! There is literally a couple hooking up in YOUR BED!!!! Wtf will you do??? [[Start screaming and start kicking them out! | option 15]] [[Try to approach it in a nice way by throwing some hundreds at them and then kindly asking them to leave | option 16]]

Nice try buddy. You got insanely plastered and lost a SHIT ton of money at the casino... and when you got so mad that you lost the money, you started crawling around on the floor screaming and breaking all the machines. The all inclusive resort sued you for everything you have. And kicked you out. So you're out of money and can't afford a plane ticket home. What do you do???????? [[Steal a plane and FLY BACK HOME!!!! (you are no pilot) | option 11]] [[Build your own beach shack in Jamaica and live there | option 12]]

Ok ok pretty chill. You get pretty drunk but you actually end up WINNING money at the casino! You now have 4 million dollars! Where to now? [[A nice night stroll on the beach! | option 13]] [[You met a cutie at the casino... let's go back to their room! | option 14]]

Damn you just can't win. You crashed the plane and parachuted down into Florida where you were arrested. What a dummyyyyyy YOU LOSE

You end up living on a beach in Jamaica and running your own little beach shack company. You lose because you lost all your money, but lowkey you kinda win that sounds fun

Didn't anyone tell you not to leave your resort at night DUMBASS??? You get robbed on the beach and lose allllll your money. You're also an idiot for carrying all your cash with you. YOU LOSE!!!!!

Wow what a GENIUS!!!! Didn't anyone tell you not to talk to strangers????? You get murdered by the random person. YOU LOSE!!!!

They are appalled at your screaming and yelling, get mad, and pull out a gun at you OMG WHAT WILL YOU DO???? [[RUN!!!! | option 17]] [[Try to throw a punch! | option 18]]

The girl thinks that you're assuming she is a hooker and starts beating you up!!!! Did I mention that the girl in this scenario is a professional wrestler???? She knocks you out cold and takes all your money. But later, you see her walking on the beach. What do you do???? [[SNEAK ATTACK! Get your money back!!!! | option 19]] [[Forget it, it's not worth it | option 20]]

They shot you bc you're slow. Womp womp!

You knock the guy out!!!! LFGGGGG but then the girl shoots you. Can't turn your back on a lady fr. YOU LOSE!!!!

AYYYY YOU GOT YO MONEY BACK!!! YOU WIN!!!!

Way to really play the game buddy. YOU LOSE FOR BEING LAZYYYYYYY

You lose for being boring. Be more entertaining next time.

Damn, you really don't know your limits. You got realllllyyy drunk and ended up buying not 1, not 2, but 3 brand new insanely expensive cars. You now have 1 million dollars left. Uh oh! What now? [[Might as well take the fastest one out for a joyride! | option 24]] [[Take the slower one on a leisurely cruise home | option 25]]

You do some nice car shopping and settle on a sparkly pink convertible. What do you do now?? [[Take a nice leisurely cruise home! | option 25]] [[You have a need for speed! LETS GO | option 24]]

You ended up going a little fast... and you get pulled over. The cop looks lowkey rude. You're still feeling confidence from those drinks from earlier. What you gonna do??? [[Speed away from him right as he gets to your window!!! HEAD START | option 26]] [[Tell him to respectfully mind his own business, and then throw a couple hundreds at him | option 27]]

You cruise home and decide that you want to use your leftover money to buy a new house. Where do you choose to live? [[CALIFORNIA | option 33]] [[NEW YORK CITY | option 34]]

HIGH SPEED CHASE!!!! 10 COP CARS ARE AFTER YOU NOW!!!!! WHAT WILL YOU DO????? [[Drive off the cliff and into the water by the beach! You plan to climb out the window and swim! | option 28]] [[Crash the car and then flee the scene before they can find you in the car!!!! | option 29]]

The cop laughs in your face and says, "Do you even know who I am????" You do a double take. Suddenly you realize... IT IS MATTHEW MORRISON who plays WILL SCHUESTER in glee!!!! He retired acting a while ago but is also rich, so he doesn't even need your hundreds. He is SO offended. What do you do??? [[Apologize profusely and tell him you loved his work in glee | option 32]] [[Try offering more money?? | option 32]]

You fly off the cliff and splash into the water, your fancy new car sinking to the bottom. You try to swim up to the surface, but you've been adopted by mermaids. You live with them now!!! You lose and also win. This was the weirdest outcome so congrats on picking it

You SMASH into a tree and stumble out of the car, trying to run as fast as you can. You turn the corner and suddenly see YOUR MOM standing there, calling your name!!!! What do you do??? [[Run into her arms and get her to help you run from the cops!!! | option 30]] [[Run past her to get away from the cops!! | option 31]]

You were delusional from the crash and were hallucinating. You ran right into a cop's arms. You are arrested. Womp womp YOU LOSE

What kind of person ignores their own mother??? She gets so mad and rats you out to the police chasing you. You get arrested and sued. YOU LOSE!!!!

He laughs at you and arrests you and sues you. Nobody likes glee. YOU LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY!!!

You make it to LA and walk into your new mansion. As you are settling in and unpacking, you hear a knock at the door. Who could it possibly be? You open the door and it's THE HYPE HOUSE a bunch of tiktok influencers. They brought you a casserole to welcome you to the neighborhood. You thank them for it and close the door. What do you do first? [[Heat that casserole up and munchhhh you are HUNGRY | option 35]] [[Lowkey throw it in the trash... who can even trust Charli Damelio fr | option 36]]

You make it to NYC! Wow it's so nice! What do you do first?? [[Take a ride on the subway to go get some NYC pizza | option 37]] [[Open your window and sit on your balcony | option 38]]

MMMMM its so good! Until you realize it was POISONED!!! As you are slowly passing out, Addison Rae appears over you renegading and says there aint enough room for the both of us here in LA. You die. YOU LOSE!!!

Turns out they had a little camera on the casserole dish and saw that you threw it away. The tiktokers are so offended that they set your house on fire. YOU LOSE!!!!

You get on the subway and are just people watching. But DID YOU FORGET THAT YOU ARE CARRYING CASH?????? SOMEONE STEALS ALL YOUR MONEY!!! PAY ATYTEMNTION! YOU LOSE!

BATMAN LANDS ON YOUR BALCONY WTF???? You say, "BATMAN what are you doing here????" Batman stares at you. He says, "the city of new york thinks you're so annoying that you need to be kicked out." He kicks you TF OUT. BYEEEEE YOU LOSE!!!!